 Grreetings! Welcome to the Haunted Cat House. I'm Chelsea, and Madame Alto asked me to guide you through this place. For the nine lives of me I can't figure out why I got picked for this ridiculous job. Oh, are you admiring my Elvira costume? Nice, isn't it? All it needs is a black and white checked cummerbund to add real class! Not every cat over 10 has the figure or the face to carry off this glamorous ensemble. But I'm every bit as attractive as any cat half my age, and with a great deal more experience, er, I mean wisdom.
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