Ghost Corner

This dude looks like my Aunt Tillie on one of her better days. We really adored that old bat!

Oh drat! Not that kind of bat! You know what I mean!

And this guy has an expression on his face just like my worthless step brother gets when he starts playing with a ball of string. (That big balooga, why doesn't he get out and hunt real food?)

Now this takes the kibble-cake! I mean, really, this one must have the IQ of a housefly. You couldn't even find another cat to compare him to!! (D*gs are another story, I could tell you about dumb d*gs, but then you'd never get to see the next page, would you?)

Can't you take a hint? You've got to click on the button. There's no more to look at in here! Unless you feel compelled to go back to the top and look at those stupid ghosts one more time.
(Jeeze, they really gave me the cream of the crop for this tour.)