 He may look fierce, but he's just a big pussycat at heart.  And believe me, I know how to tame the likes of him.    Every haunted house worth its salt has the obligatory graveyard. I don't know why purrrsons are so scared of graveyards. If you lived near one, at least you'd have quiet neighbors who minded their own business! Let's go nose around a little more. I'm still looking for something scary.  You haven't exactly fainted away from fright have you? (You may have fallen asleep out of boredom, however.) |