Captain Video: Meows Old Chaps. Welcome to our humble plantation! In honor of Madame Alto's Cat House sixth anniversary we have rented this glorious house and gardens. Please stroll through the beautiful grounds and then partake of the outdoor food and drink buffet.

Ceilidh: Achoo! Oh great! Spring pollen and a corset. What a combination! How do I get myself into these messes anyway?

Sheik Ollie Babble: What a splendid home and gardens! Absolutely perfect for my seventeenth through twentieth wives and their entourage. Dare I hope this place is for sale?

Bitsy: This paltry mansion? My smallest palace could swallow this place whole! Why buy trash, Ollie? You must see my place first! Humph! Probably fake moss in the trees!

Onyx: Oooooo! I feel faint.

Cindelu: Oh dear, are you worn out from strolling through the garden?

Sadie: Here's a chair! It should be more comfortable than that wall.

Buddy: Poor old biddy overcome by the sight of a semi-nude statue. Hee hee!