One day I heard a most unusual scrabbling sound at the window. Imagine my shock when I discovered that my male human had a D*G with him.

I carefully tailed her around the house. She availed herself of a bowl of water. Such appalling manners. She absolutely splashed as she lapped.

I had to let her know who was boss in this house. I affixed her with my haughty feline stare.

Success at last! You can see that she was no match for me. I knocked her out cold. Canine brute strength is never a match against feline intellect and cunning! And now, chose from one of my adventures below! You will see that I am not merely boasting when I say that I have saved the world on several occasions!