The next morning cats all over the world awakened from their turkey-induced comas to face some shocking news! Santa Claus was missing. Kidnapped. The only clues left behind were numerous cat hairs scattered around his workshop at the North Pole. It was hard to decide which was worse, Santa's disappearence or the fact that the humans were blaming us!

From scratching post to scratching post the news spread quickly.

...Shock...

...Dismay...

..Disbelief...

Horror!