My Very Own Menu

<BODY bgcolor="black" text="white" link="silver" vlink="gray"> <H1 ALIGN=center></H1><BR><CENTER><P><IMG SRC="meow.gif"><IMG SRC="menu.gif"><BR><BR><BR><TABLE border=4><TR><TD width=200 height=200><CENTER><A HREF="bio.html"><IMG SRC="bbio.gif" border=0><I><BR><BR><IMG SRC="paw.gif" border=0></A><BR><BR><FONT SIZE=2><I>(Don't believe what you read in those tabloids. This is the <B>TRUE</B> story.)</FONT></I></TD><TD width=200 height=200><CENTER><A HREF="history.html" TARGET="_top"><IMG SRC="bhistory.gif" border=0><BR><BR><IMG SRC="paw.gif" border=0></A><BR><BR><I><FONT SIZE=2>(Little-known cats who helped shape our destiny.)</I></FONT></TD><TD width=200 height=200><CENTER><A HREF="female.html"TARGET="_top"><IMG SRC="bfemale.gif" border=0><BR><BR><IMG SRC="paw.gif" border=0></A><BR><BR><FONT Size=2><I>(Life Begins at 10!)</FONT></I></A></TD></TR><TR><TD width=200 height=200><CENTER><A HREF="fashion.html"TARGET="_top"><IMG SRC="bfashion.gif" border=0><BR><BR><IMG SRC="paw.gif" border=0></A><BR><BR><FONT SIZE=2><I>(Everything you need to know to stay <B>au current</B>!)</I></FONT> </TD><TD height=200 width=200><CENTER><A HREF="http://www.madamealto.net/daisy/spy" TARGET="_top"><IMG SRC="bcata.gif" border=0><BR><BR><IMG SRC="paw.gif" border=0></A><BR><BR><FONT SIZE=2><I>(One is never too old for romantic intrigue, darling!)</I></FONT> </TD><TD width=200 height=200><CENTER><A HREF="mailto:Alto222@aol.com"><IMG SRC="mail.gif" border=0><BR><BR><IMG SRC="paw.gif" border=0></A><BR><BR><FONT SIZE=2><i>(You know I'm dying to hear from you!)</TD> </TR><TR><TD width=200 height=200><CENTER><A HREF="award.html "TARGET="_top"><IMG SRC="baward.gif" border=0><BR><BR><IMG SRC="paw.gif" border=0></A><BR><BR><I><FONT SIZE=2>(So <B>THAT'S</B> why you're here? I suspected as much!)</I><FONT></TD><TD width=200 height=200><A HREF="http://www.madamealto.net/daisy/hungry/banana.html" TARGET="_top"><CENTER><IMG SRC="bhungry.gif" border=0><BR><IMG SRC="paw.gif" border=0></A><BR><BR><FONT SIZE=2> <i>(I won't say these cats have strange tastes...but you will!)</I></FONT> </TD> <TD width=200 height=200><CENTER><A HREF="shop"TARGET="_top"><IMG SRC="bshop.gif" border=0><BR><IMG SRC="paw.gif" border=0></A><BR><BR><I><FONT SIZE=2>(I've opened a little boutique featuring some of my exquisite millinery creations!)</TD> </TR><TR><TD width=200 height=200><CENTER><A HREF="http://www.madmealto.net/daisy/"> <IMG SRC="bring.gif"><BR><IMG SRC="paw.gif" border=0></A><BR><i><FONT SIZE=2></A>(Who knows what will happen here?)</TD><TD width=200 height=200><CENTER><A HREF="ninja.html"TARGET="_top"><IMG SRC="ninjas.gif" border=0 alt="My ninja page" border=0><BR><IMG SRC="paw.gif" border=0></A><BR><FONT SIZE=2><i>(I was a student in Mr. Sass A. Frass' School of Feline Ninjas.)</TD><TD width=200 height=200><Center><A HREF="http://www.madamealto.net"><IMG SRC="chouse.gif" border=0 alt="Madame Alto's Cat House"TARGET="_top"><BR><IMG SRC="paw.gif" BORDER=0></A><BR><FONT SIZE=2><I>(If you run out of stuff to look at here, check out my human's cat house. Considering she is not a cat, she did OK with it.)</I></TD></TR></TABLE><CENTER><BR><BR> <BR><BR><CENTER>  <center> <p><a href="http://www.lpage.com/wgb/wgbsign.dbm?owner=MadameDaisy" border=0><IMG SRC="mine.gif" Align="left" border=0></A><FONT SIZE=4>Before you go, please put your pawprint in<BR> <a href="http://www.lpage.com/wgb/wgbsign.dbm?owner=MadameDaisy">my guestbook</a>. <BR>Oh, all right, if you're <B>THAT</B> nosy I guess you may as well go<BR> <a href="http://www.lpage.com/wgb/wgbview.dbm?owner=MadameDaisy">view my guestbook.</a><BR>No, you can't have <B>MY</B> guestbook. But you can get one of your own here: <a href="http://www.Lpage.com/"><img src="http://www.Lpage.com/lpagebutton.gif" height="31" width="88" alt="Guestbook by GuestWorld"></a><p> <p> </center>