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(Don't believe what you read in those tabloids. This is the TRUE story.)

(Little-known cats who helped shape our destiny.)

(Life Begins at 10!)

(Everything you need to know to stay au current!)

(One is never too old for romantic intrigue, darling!)

(You know I'm dying to hear from you!)

(So THAT'S why you're here? I suspected as much!)

(I won't say these cats have strange tastes...but you will!)

(I've opened a little boutique featuring some of my exquisite millinery creations!)

(Who knows what will happen here?)

(I was a student in Mr. Sass A. Frass' School of Feline Ninjas.)

(If you run out of stuff to look at here, check out my human's cat house. Considering she is not a cat, she did OK with it.)

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my guestbook.
Oh, all right, if you're THAT nosy I guess you may as well go
view my guestbook.
No, you can't have MY guestbook. But you can get one of your own here:

(Don't believe what you read in those tabloids. This is the TRUE* story.)*	(Little-known cats who helped shape our destiny.)	(Life Begins at 10!)
(Everything you need to know to stay au current!)	(One is never too old for romantic intrigue, darling!)	(You know I'm dying to hear from you!)
(So THAT'S* why you're here? I suspected as much!)*	(I won't say these cats have strange tastes...but you will!)	(I've opened a little boutique featuring some of my exquisite millinery creations!)
(Who knows what will happen here?)	(I was a student in Mr. Sass A. Frass' School of Feline Ninjas.)	(If you run out of stuff to look at here, check out my human's cat house. Considering she is not a cat, she did OK with it.)