Chelsea: Welcome Darlings to our cozy Victorian Christmas Party. What's so Victorian you ask? Actually it's old fashioned in spirit, a celebration of the season without all the glitz and glamour. So feel free to mingle with the guests, sample our food and drink and view our Christmas Song Tableau. I do hope you enjoy yourselves! (Sigh, Madame Alto did it again! I have to wear this frumpy old bustle while my gold lamé bodysuit lies languishing in my closet.)
Well, Nic, think the chicks will notice you in that flamboyant get-up?
Puffer, you should talk - that red nose of yours is visible clear into the next county!
