Samantha: Wahhhhh! You promised me a cruise!

Bandit: I told you'd we'd be going on a boat trip. This is a ferry. Ferries are boats. OK, I know it's not the Queen Mary, but at least you're afloat!

Otie: Hey, let's have a ferry race - full speed ahead. Let's show that other guy our wake!

Onyx: Good thing the trip only lasts 10 minutes or you'd have to wake me up.