Your mother plays with string.

And your mother wears a black and white checked cumberbund!!

What are you doing up there?

I've always wanted to be on TV. Tucker, Dewey and Emily

Did I imagine a rim-shot?

"Nice...er, hat!" Charley Ray

"Thanks, I was just admiring YOUR taste in headwear too!" Cloosy

Your daddy's so dumb he can't even find the litterbox in broad daylight.

Your daddy's a D*G!!!

Are we having fun yet? Jasspurr

Sammy

I don't know about you but it looks like Sammy's having the time of his life. Baghdad