Your mother plays with string.
And your mother wears a black and white checked cumberbund!!



What are you doing up there?
I've always wanted to be on TV.

Tucker, Dewey and Emily





Did I imagine a rim-shot?

"Nice...er, hat!"
Charley Ray


"Thanks,
I was just
admiring YOUR taste
in headwear too!"
Cloosy






Your daddy's so dumb he can't even find the litterbox in broad daylight.
Your daddy's a D*G!!!




Are we having fun yet?

Jasspurr


Sammy
I don't know about you
but it looks like Sammy's
having the time
of his life.

Baghdad