I may be Zorro, but you're cutting quite a swath yourself.
Henry
Caramel
I HATE BEING DARTH VADAR! DIS IZ ALL MY
SISFURS AN BRUDFURS FAULT!!!
 
Who me??  
Sixpack
I'm totally innocent!
C.C.
 
Strawberry
I'm just playing the pipes!
Frisky
Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum.
ZZZZZZ
Not much of a swashbuckler, is he?
Priscilla
Monday
I think he had one too many bottles of rum.
Candy is dandy, 
Liquor is quicker, 
But 'nip is a trip!
Mittens
Tommy
I'm a little pumpkin, 
Fat and round 
Here is my stem 
There is the ground!

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