Chelsea: Welcome darlings, to the party of the season. Cats from all over the internet have donned their most imaginative garb (well, really my dears, in some cases these outfits are rather UNimaginative, you understand, but who am I to be catty?) and are joining together to celebrate that most delightful of all holidays, Halloween. Oh! I know you are admiring my modest gown. But of course, I am the Evening Princess. So original, n'est pas? Now we all know that big balooga, Captain Video is expected to make an appearance, but he has remained absolutely MUM about his costume, so you'll probably have to look hard to find him. And sweeties, I suggest you find him before the calicos do! He posted terrible pictures claiming that calicos are actually D*GS on the message boards at the Pet Care Forum and his name has been worse than Mudd ever since!
Alison: Evening Princess, my right paw! She looks like an evening something in that tacky outfit. Thank Bastet she didn't try to be Queen of the Night, like me.Byng: Better Queen of the Night, than Queen of Denial. I'm the only Cleopatra at this event!
Henry:What is it with the girlkits and masquerading as royalty this year?Buddy:I dunno. I've never understood the female mind.
Tuxie: I've never even WANTED to understand the female mind!
