Captain Video: Meows Old Chaps, and welcome to my Halloween Bash! This is the party to end all parties and every kit who is any kit is here to celebrate with us! In fact this is such a popular event that it is rumored that members of other species will attempt to sneak in without an invitation. But fear not. Many of us brave toms have come in war-like guise to fend off all would-be invaders. Rest assured that OUR manly paws guarantee this event will remain feline-friendly.

Ceilidh: Yeah right. Never fear, the TOMS are going to protect us. Duh, the wheel is spinning, but the hamster is missing. Yawn.

Cathy: Don't worry sister. The gals here have enough TUDE to discourage even the most persistant of gate-crashing yahoos.

Chuck: Uh, Freya, I'm thcared. No one'th gonna believe I'm a cat. I wanna blow thith taco joint right now!

Freya: Sssh! Chuck, I tell you da disguise is fool-pwoof! You alweady gots by CV. The west will be a piece of cake!

Chuck: I jutht hope I don't end up BEING the cake before the night ith over.

Bitsy: Ollie, there's something disgustingly familiar about the way this place is decorated. I discern the hand of the Royal Artist. Oh well..CV has never been the arbitor of good taste!

Sheik Ollie Babble: Speaking of taste, did you have to bring both the fish and Sammy's lunch along? There must be refreshments somewhere.

Bitsy: Believe me, Ollie, it is best to come to these events well-prepared. Food at a Madame Alto event is skimpy and tasteless. Frankly, I'd rather eat one of these snakes than go through one of her tacky buffets.

Ollie: Your Majesty, if you are not going to partake of Sammy's lunch....?