Sam: **Achoo!** Why do I have to be Eve? These wrinkly human costumes are bad enough, but this blonde wig is making me sneeze!

Farley: Stop complaining. At least you get an apple. All I have is a lousy snake draped around my neck. I may as well be Bitsy, but I don't even have Sammy's lunch!

Katykat: What's the big deal about snakes? I rather think snakes rule.

Katina: Excuse me, Medusa, but do you go to a hairdresser or a herpatologist?

Larry: And so, when my stockbroker told me to buy kibbles on spec, I jumped at the chance. Lucky for me the market took off, and here I am today.

Keedie: Ummhummm! (I don't care how many kibbles he has on spec, he's still dull as dishwater after washing the turkey roaster.)

Harvey: (Here I sit in my little cat ring. No one has guessed....What a purrrfect disguise.)

Sadie: See that guy in the cat ring over there? He's oddly attractive in a strange sort of way..

Fiona: I know. I want to go ask him who his plastic surgeon is. I LOVE his ear agumentation!

Molli: Handsome is as handsome does, and I tell you that guy is a creep. His nose twitches.

Royal: All is calm in this corner. I don't know what CV is so worried about.

Cilla: We can relax while our guardian angels watch over us for trespassers.

Indy: ZZZZZZZZZZZ!