Emily
Darlings, Welcome to a most auspicious (or should I say SUSPICIOUS) occasion. Such a celebration only comes around once in a thousand years, and believe me, a thousand years ago we cats were, er,
persona non grata
as it were. Do help yourself to champange and cavier! Grab a party hat and celebrate with us in grand style. After all, none of us will be here for the next millenium.
Beth
At last, I've finally been allowed to have a semi-glamorous outfit. Guess that will never happen for a thousand years either.