Mon cher amis, toast the arrival of the New Millenium with a glass of sparkling Catnip Champage. Straight from CATteaux Rothskatzen, of course. A gracious hostess like me spares no expense when it comes to entertaining her guests. (Hee, hee, with SOME of these guests the resulting entertainment value is enormous!)

If you are the designated kitty, we do offer our infamous coffee au lait with catnip sprinkles. (Small consolation for missing out on the champange, sigh, it's a tough job, but someone has to do it.)

It's a Southern tradition that one must eat ham and blackeyed peas on New Years to insure good luck in the coming months. OK, darlings, I know the blackeyed peas are a little hard to swallow, but take just one, then go for the ham! (And my dears, the words "Go for the ham" do not refer to chasing after my worthless stepbrother, Captain Video.)

Here is finest Russian caviar for the discriminating palate, and a new tasty treat, Moose aux doos Salmons.

And now, why don't you get away from the refreshment table and go mingle with the guests. (If you stay here any longer your hips will crush those unsuspecting souls.)