Getting a little warm, Bitsy, darling? Mmm! Uncle Tex is grilling up some delicious mouse fajitas!! (At least there are fajitas to grill, but don't tell Bitsy!)
Some of our guests are already starting to gather. For some reason unknown to me, (but probably known to Bitsy!), they have opted not to speak. But we have many more guests clambering for their turn to (snicker) honor our roastee. So without further ado here is Tabby ....
Welcome, my dears, to the great Backyard Bitsy Bar-B-Que. Shuck off those stuffy duds and slip on a lei...go as bare as you dare! As you can see we have a picture of our roastee seated upon her throne. (And it suits her SO well, don't you think?) It's just too bad she was unable to grace us with her presence. (Of course if I'd sent her an invitation, she probably would have showed up - leaving little or no refreshments for the rest of us and putting a damper on our festivities!) Speaking of refreshments, do go help yourself to a frozen Catnip Margarita - so refreshing on these warm summer nights!
