Faith and Beggorah, Old Chaps! 'Tis the Irish jig I'm doing! It's that excited I am to be a-celebratin' the fifth anniversary of Madame Alto's Cat House not to mention St. Paddy's Day! We are offerin' plenty of drink, food, drink, entertainment, drink, games, and drink in the grand old Irish tradition! Let us raise a toast in honor of M.A. and St. Patrick, but remember:

St. Patrick was a gentleman who through strategy and stealth
Drove all the snakes from Ireland - so drink to his health.
But not too many toastings lest you loose yourself and then
Forget the good St. Patrick and see all those snakes again!

~Old Irish toast

Mops: I don't see any snakes, do you?
Sam Monster Cat: Nary a one, Mops, drink up.
Emmajean: I don't see any snakes either, but I do see a couple of lounge lizards.

Chrissy: Shall we go mingle?
Sampson: Sure, but let's stop for a Guiness first.