Fashion Parade

Ben: I still don't understand why I have to dress up in this rig!
Molly Rose: The invitation said "Formal Attire" and there's nothing more formal than antebellum costumes, right Tiffany?
Tiffany: True, and they are SO romantic!
Jesse: I'm not sure about this shotgun being romantic. I have a feeling there are some undercover kops present. I think I'll ditch this thing.

Elizabeth: Sampson, Chrissy, I want you to meet my friend Buffy.
Buffy: How do you do?
Chrissy: Fine, thank you. (Wow! Did she luck out! A purrrrfect gentlecat!)
Sampson: (Who is this guy? Son of Emily Post?)

Gonzo: I'll bet no other cat here has a tux that can come close to this one!
Meesha: I'll bet no other cat here would come close to that tux!

Pepper: Ta Dah! Here I am in my one-of-a-kind tux!
Cindelu: Well, what he doesn't know won't hurt him!

Ash: What kind of outfit is THAT?
Maxie Rose: It's a giraffe costume, of course. You know I love to stand out in a crowd. Question is, what kind of an outfit is THAT?

Emma Jean: Sam, I TOLD you this was a FORMAL affair.
Sam: Hey, this is formal. It's a SATIN heart for heaven's sake!
Emma Jean: I need a drink!