Chelsea: Darlings! Welcome to my little Valentine's Day Bash! Do come in and enjoy the cats in their lavish, glittering attire - and that's just the toms! And you simply MUST go through the special little buffet I laid out for you. Now, I see more guests arriving of if you will excuse me, I have to do my hostess duty and greet them. You go ahead and enjoy the party, ne'st pas? Madame Troublinski: Well, Al, aren't you glad I insisted that we dress up and come to this bash? Al: Troubie: Of course. I'm always THRILLED to rig myself up in the most uncomfortable clothes possible and crowd into a room with 100 kitties all fighting for a place at the bar, the buffet and then the litterbox. Al: Tell me again why we are here? Patches: Because any cat who is any cat is here! LynnLynn: Stumpy, stop gawking and look at the camera. I want a souvenir of this momentous occasion. Stumpy: Huh? Pepe: Happy Anniversary, Darling. Two years ago we became wink-winks! Puff: The two best years of my life, dear. I don't need to look at any other girlkit but you...Wait a minute...did you see what that calico is WEARING!!!!